Because i want to win a free Molly Harper story

http://singleundeadfemale.blogspot.com.au/2014/12/holiday-disaster-giveway-win-copy-of-im.html

This was my story...

One year our family decided to visit our relatives for a Christmas in Brisbane. The weather in Brisbane in December is always HOT and often humid. Knowing this, my aunt always cooked on Christmas Eve and put on a cold feast for Christmas lunch. So after roasting a huge delicious looking turkey and setting it out on the veranda to cool. We all headed out to the local Chinese restaurant for dinner that night so we could have a well-deserved rest after preparing for Christmas day and were content that everything was prepared and ready to go for the next day. We came home to find a trail of greasy paw prints. At the end of that trail there was a decimated turkey carcass gracing the floorboards.
While we were gone the family dog couldn’t resist the smell of freshly baked turkey taunting his nose through the screen door. Unwilling to let a mere door get in the way of such a succulent bird he kept jumping against the door latch, again and again until finally it gave way and let him into doggy heaven.

LEST WE FORGET ....

Right you may now all officially call me Master. I have gradutated. I have the piece of paper that says it's so. No going back now, i can't get unedu-ma-cated. Master I am.

I have moved, being the proud owner of a half mortage. Yay i don't need to worry about not getting my bond back anymore!!!! But dammit some more space would be nice.

I am engaged. Trying to organise the el cheapo wedding of the century at Mum and Dad manor. The bloody dress is going to cost a fortune, even though a friend of mine is making it!

The big issue will be keeping mum out of EVERYTHING....

My bloody mother!

Have a real job now. Damn call centres. At least these customers don't seem to be bastards so that's a good start. But my god people are still stupid no matter what call centre you work in. I could be working in a call centre for the most educated people in the universe and they would still be dumb!

Going to Brisbane for Easter.

Anyone reading this yet?

So just so that i know that i'm not talking to myself ... if there is someone out there who actually reads this, can you post a comment?

Anyways ... Its christmas. Opened presents, ate too much, lost at poker... twice.

I had something important to post, but now i can't remember for the life of me what it was ... anyways time to get ready for boxing day. extended family gathering to finish of the food that we couldn't eat today. you know how it goes.

So tired, and bored ... gotta find a real job. Anyone wanna hire me?

BIG NEWS EVERYBODY!!!

We have put in a bid on a house and have been accepted. As long as we can secure a bankloan, we'll be mortage owners!

Moving in Feb!

I'm so glad that i have a blog now so that i can ask the 1 person out there who might actually read it, what is REALLY eating Gilbert Grape?

So this week i've battled a gastro bug for the 3rd time this year. New record peoples! Honestly 3 times this year, when i used to get it once every few years, what on earth is going on?

Anyways, onto other things. I'm watching Team America World Police again. What a crack up. I LOVE IT ... Let all followers of the cult of the flashing jesus nod their heads in agreement.

I can't get over how clever those South Park boys are.

it would be 911 times a 100

911 times a 100 jesus thats...

yes! ninety one thousand one hundred

4.30 am in the morning is EVIL!

Let all the followers of my cult of the flashing Jesus nod their heads in agreement.

4:30 am in the morning is EVIL!

Let all of the followers of my cult of the flashing Jesus, nod their heads in approval.